My tits are bigger than your girlfriend's, and I suck better, you wanna fuck?

Sex with her is a 10 out of 10! It's so easy to bring her to convulsive orgasms

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

Why'd you come in me, bro? I just wanted to learn how to suck

What a worthy fucker - cums three times over 💦

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

You want the toughest and deepest massage? Don't say another word, take off your clothes

One-night stand with a creampie in it. Okay, bye 👋 Don't forget me

I didn't know my friend fucked me to orgasm. I would've given it to him a long time ago

I'm not cheating, I'm dating my roommate! It's not my fault he has a penis

- I dreamt I was sitting on your face. - So let's do it 😏

Anybody wants to have a baby with me, right? So I'm gonna hit that Russian girl

She sleeps next to me and she's not wearing pants, I'm gonna stick my dick in my mom's body

You stole my underwear 😳 How about admitting you want to fuck me?

From massage to sex with my sister, it's one dick 👀 I'm getting to him

Can we get a doggystyle maid? Cause I'm dying to fuck someone

My wife isn't home, and I opened the door naked to my neighbor (and poured it in her mouth)

I got him to have friendship sex. Turns out I needed a dick so badly

She's got her clit squeezed with her fingers and she's fucking x10 high

Sweetie offered anal while I was inserting the sex doll - the choice is obvious

What happens if the payment didn't go through - hotel employee fucks doggystyle

"Don't worry, no one will know about the tee!" - and mom's already scaring us 🙈

She doesn't fuck around and sit quietly - I dominate her and fuck her hard

Bro, no hard feelings. I fucked your girl, you fuck my girl